Giant of Babel?

-Edgar Figaro

"GIANT of Babel?"

Reports came in across the globe today when a gigantic robot appeared out of nowhere. Claiming to be the Giant of Babel, the robot quickly marched over the lands, stepping on cracks and knocking over fences. Although the robot only stands 8' high, many dieties of the world are claiming the end of the world as we know it. One such diety, claiming to be very old, said that unless the Big Whale is raised, all will perish. 

"The Big whale is the key! We must make it do....ya know...that thing... shit what was it.....ya know, with the splashing and the colors! ....well fuck me."

After such a quote, the masses of people rushed into Sea World with spray  paint, and ended up killing Shamu after attempts to spray paint him.

As a result, but in a completely unrelated manner, Hundley and I went out and got a couple moogles drunk, then watched them fly, LOL!!

After a bit, local authorities stumbled upon the "giant" and witnessed many more helpless fence attacks, until finally taking out it's battery.

"You know what was the problem with that robot? it wasn't japanese, that's why! Look at Voltron! Japanese! Did he lose, hell no!"