Crono Steals Steamroller

-Edgar Figaro

"Super Gates RPG?"

Competition was fierce today as top electronic companies went head-to-head in a heated home gaming platform duel. In attendance was of course, top company Sony, who's Playstation has outsold all other platforms in the US. Also in attendance were the other gurus Nintendo and Sega. Although, this
year, it was Microsoft making their debut on the home gaming world. Speaking on behalf of Microsoft was none other than Microsoft CEO, Bill Gates.

"Our new system, Windows 64, will provide kids across the nation with brand spanking new games and heros! And we do mean, spanking!"

Alarmed, but still intrigued, people huddled around the small, 4 story mini structure that Bill Gates stood upon. Sadly, 4 were taken off by ambulance when blood stopped rushing to their heads, from looking up too long.

Several games have been lined up for the new release of Windows 64. Among titles listed were Super Bill Gates, Toe Jam and Gates (Sega was PISSED),  and the most interesting, DOS. DOS seems to be some interesting puzzle game where you type in words to solve puzzles. Most were stumped by the question
"Abort, Retry, Fail?" I must admit, I couldn't figure out which one to choose. By choosing the wrong one, the player is sent into some weird warp zone, only to find yourself in a similar bind.

"Bill Gates is a nice boy!" yelled some random lady, "I mean, who DOESN'T have a Llama? I have one, and I'm not afraid to admit it!"

It appeared as if Bill Gates would once again monopolize a market, until by the grace of fluke luck, Gates fell to his icy death, then got up and was taken to a hospital where he died shortly after, being released to go home
only 3 days later.