Jdawg, Not the Fuck

-Edgar Figaro

"Tao's Hot new Story"

Just after around 10:00pm MST, news broke that Jdawg blew ass writing 
anything coherently funny. After much rejoicing, I decided to actually
see if this was true. standing by the newsstand, an onlooker was overheard
saying:

"Damn, my Twinkie's the fuck! And this so is this Pepsi! Who's this JDawg?
He's NOT the fuck!"

There you have it folks, Jdawg, NOT the fuck