Toadstool and Bowser?

-Edgar Figaro

The gaming industry was rocked this week as reports that super star villain Bowser as become engaged to long time love Princess Toadstool. Apparently, for over a decade now, Mario has been jealous of Bowser and repeatedly interrupted their get together. Luigi, who was simply along for a quickie, as of late learned what Mario was doing, and stopped helping him.

"I thought that Mario was saving her from some date rape or something, I never knew that Bowser was Toadstool's lover. I mean, come on!"

When asked about the entire situation, Toad spoke out...

"It's sick, just sick. Am I to call BOWSER king? I should think not! Why doesn't she go for me? I'm only her 3rd cousin, no harm there, eh governa'!"

Toad, you are one sick little 'shroom. The wedding is set for next Tuesday, in Las Vegas. When asked why so soon, Bowser stated: " What, do you think I want to WAIT to consummate the marriage?! You're crazy!"

So then, what's Toadstool's word? Let's ask her...

"Bowser is such a sweetie! He's always giving me candy and such! And he's so big! ~nudge nudge~"

Let us all look upon Princess Toadstool differently from here on.....

Hmm "Hi, I'm Mrs. Bowser Toadstool"?