Sega Riot!

-Edgar Figaro

Earlier this week, Sega had unveiled it's new game system, the Dreamcast. And even though I am totally AGAINST anything with a Sega name on it, I simply had to play it (or else listen to Nomad whine at me). 

So I sat down and played with the Dreamcast for a while, and I must say, I was entertained! I never knew taking apart a shitty system could be so fun! And the controllers? Hot damn! It took me a good 4 swift kicks to bust the bitches open. THAT shows craftsmanship. As for the games, I couldn't tell ya how to play them, my Dreamcast was wallpaper by the time Nomad gave me Sega's new Sonic game. 

Sega has gone to cartridge, so I opened it up and stuck it into my SNES. Let's just say I have to buy a new SNES now.....