RPLamer Reopens!

-Edgar Figaro

Many people rejoiced today when the announcement was made that the lovable website, RPLamer, was reopening.  The few at the scene were quickly congratulated and received a nice applause from the crowd.

In response to the applause, the management at RPLamer quickly polished their old Llama statues and held them high.  Many were shocked.

"I think we'll do better this time" stated Agent Hundley, "we have a new site, new layout, and no more lazy dolts!"

When confronted with the lack of attention to human rights and gender issues, Hundley quickly laughed off the question stating "sounds like something a WOMAN would say!  ah hah ha ha!"

"Many Llamas died to bring us this information, let's not waste it!" shouted an onlooker, "Mr. T. would've had this solved months ago! Now that's the hero for me!"